July 22, 2010

She's BAAAAaaaaaccccckkk!

I'm sure you're wondering where I've been, so let's make this fun. Here are your choices about where I've been:

Have I (a) been climbing the Himalayas, trying to "find" myself?, (b) enormously pregnant and on flat-on-the-back-bed-rest for forty forevers?, or have I (c) been shooting the latest Ocean's *fill-in-the-latest-number-in-the-series-here* with (*sigh*), George Clooney? Come on, which one would you say was true?

Well, if you know me, AT ALL, you'd be able to see that the first choice, (a) climbing mountains in search of "the true Malin", is absolutely ridiculous, seeing as I am in no mood to be hiking...especially in this heat, bless our hearts. And besides, I know who I am, so there's no need to go lookin' for me.

That brings us to choice (b), which probably seemed sorta obvious at first, but again, if you know me AT ALL, you know that I have a complete set of children - one boy, one girl - why on Earth would I want to go and throw that all out of balance? Pregnant? PUH-LEESE! No sir, I'm good with my two angels, thank you very much.

So, then, HEY....I musta' been out jet-setting with Mr. Clooney, huh? How exciting is that? I know, right? Can you believe it? I mean, I never in a million years would've thought I'd be out painting the town red with the likes of Clooney, Pitt, and that Roberts lady? Awesome, huh?

Okay. FINE. I've just been here in little ole' Alabama this whole time. I did exactly what my husband says I do all the time: I got on fire for something, thought about it 24/7, and then burned out like a flash and moved on to the next thing. I hate it when he's right, but I do have a tendency to be rather, *ahem*. shall we say, "intense"?

 I was all about blogging at first, both here and on the Fabulous Freeman Four blog, and well, I guess I just got too busy to force myself to make time for it. Bummers.

Well, I'm BACK, so watch out folks - and I've got some GREAT posts coming up - some that'll make you happy (I hope), some that'll make you chuckle (oh, I hope) and maybe even one or two that'll bring a tear to your eye. And of course, I'm sure to have a few that'll make you go "hhhmmmm......" So stay tuned - it's gonna be an awesome ride!