January 22, 2010

things i should never have to say...

Top Ten Things I Should Never Have Had To Say (but did...)

1. Don't play with the stapler.

2. What do you mean you don't know how you're getting home today? (Almost always said 2 minutes before the bell rings to go home.)

3. Stop looking up cuss words in the dictionary.

4. I hope that's not a staph infection.

5. Did you put the oranges in the toilet?

6. Leave the worms ALONE!

7. We don't have "special pencils" in third grade - JUST TAKE ONE AND SIT DOWN!

8. Who is responsible for this giant ball of tape back here?

9. Quit staring at the groundhog.

10. Who put the [fill-in-the-blank-here] in the sink - that's just gross!'s more than a's a life choice.


Anonymous said...

Staplers only hurt if its someone else(then its funny)getting home is only important at 2min.bofore the bell(cause during the day it does't matter.Cuss words are in the dictionary?And u know kids don't come to school with staph.It must be the fresh oranges that give the toilet that citricey smell.Worms need love too.Some pencils are magic(I thought u knew this}Tapeball,aka weapon of destruction.Oh magic many more days untill Spring?And if the sink contents are super gross ..then we all get up to look and say ewww

Malin (MomtheBomb) said...

Okay, which one of my students wrote this????'s gotta be a parent...the spelling, even with spell check, is too accurate, the phrasing too fluid for a third grader. Why Miss Kim, I do believe this was YOUR comment - I should've recognized your biting wit right off. Well bless your heart ya'll - one of my two loyal readers has posted a comment. Bless my heart too while we're at it. ;)